20 Funny Web Developer & Software Developer Quotes

If you're like me then you love funny quotes that are related to web development or computer programming in general. Here are 20 quotes that will get you giggling or even laughing out loud. And also feel free to drop a quote you if you know any.

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning” -Rich Cook
“If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in” -Edsger Dijkstra
“My code DOESN’T work, I have no idea why. My code WORKS, I have no idea why”
“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live” -Martin Golding
“There are only two industries that refer to their customers as “users”. -Edward Tufte
“Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” -Michael Sinz
“If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, You are brave enough to ask that girl out”
“If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0'
“It’s not a bug. It’s an undocumented feature!”
“Software Developer” – An organism that turns caffeine into software”
“A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good”
“One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job” -Jessica Gaston
“Talk is cheap. Show me the code” -Linus Torvalds
“Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.” -Martin Fowler
“Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.” -Bill Gates
“Only half of programming is coding. The other 90% is debugging”
“Pasting code from the Internet into production code is like chewing gum found in the street”
“There is no place like”
“OO programming offers a sustainable way to write spaghetti code. It lets you accrete programs as a series of patches” - Paul Graham
“Hello, PHP, my old friend” - Anna Debenham